Game: You're in trouble! Run away or scream?
Me: ....
Game: Okita protects you!
Me: ...
Game: You're in trouble! Run away or scream?
Me: ...
Game: Hijikata saves you!
Me: ...
Game: You're in trouble! Run away or scream?
Me: ... god damn it.
Game: Saito is wounded saving you!
Me: ASDFK I HAVE A SWORD LET ME USE IT.
Game: Kazama tries to kidnap you!
Game: Run away, scream, or use sword to defend yourself?
Me: REALLY?
Me: OMG REALLY?
Game: Yes, really, pick one.
Me: USE SWORD, USE SWORD.
Game: You have chosen to use sword.
Game: You get the bad ending.
Game: Try again.
