"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
I WANT SHITTY CHOCOLATES
I can give them back? Take it.look at that, I got hot dads lining up for my shitty chocolates. *gives them to taichou*
I don’t know, I don’t think I’ll be able to stop feeling this uneasy until I get my stomach pumped.
ye of little faith. if ya don’t want them then give’em back and I’ll give them to zell.
…I’m returning your Christmas gift to the store.
I WAS JOKING. I got them at the store. Relax and an enjoy my shitty chocolates ok geez
The ones you bought me…but it’s not your fault, I understand it’s against your nature to be nice so this endeavor was destined to ruin from the start.
I got them from Carla for a good price.
Oh poor Lulu…
Was the point of this to make me laugh for 10 minutes solid? If not i might be going to hell.
Are they one of those “fancy” chocolates that taste like dry assholes?
wtf kind of chocolate are you eating?
FACTS ABOUT CALIFORNIA
1. every californians favorite band is sublime
2. the state anthem is 2 joints by sublime
3. every californian has met sublime at least once
4. the state flower is weed
my aunt bought me a box of chocolate and i would eat all of it if i didn’t hate most of them
i wear both halves of the bff bracelet because im my own best friend
isn’t it because you don’t have friends?
*holding back tears* no its because im my own best friend
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it